Gringo asked: Here’s a few examples,let’s see what you got:
Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head
straight for your hips!!
Men are like….Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like….Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere!
Men are like….Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s
about it!
Men are like….High heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the
hang of it.
Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If you’re not pushing one around, then
you’re riding one!
Men are like….Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion!!
Men are like….Mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up
your legs
Men are like….Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the
ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small!
Men are like….Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware
store or in the toilet!!
Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while!
Men are like….Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the
table.
Men are like….Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like….Vacations. They never seem to be long enough!
Men are like….Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of
them!
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