January 30, 2010
Plz complete the following: Men are like?
Gringo asked:
Here’s a few examples,let’s see what you got:
Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head
straight for your hips!!
Men are like….Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like….Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere!
Men are like….Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s
about it!
Men are like….High heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the
hang of it.
Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If you’re not pushing one around, then
you’re riding one!
Men are like….Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion!!
Men are like….Mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up
your legs
Men are like….Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the
ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small!
Men are like….Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware
store or in the toilet!!
Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while!
Men are like….Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the
table.
Men are like….Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like….Vacations. They never seem to be long enough!
Men are like….Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of
them!
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Here’s a few examples,let’s see what you got:
Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head
straight for your hips!!
Men are like….Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like….Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere!
Men are like….Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s
about it!
Men are like….High heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the
hang of it.
Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.
Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If you’re not pushing one around, then
you’re riding one!
Men are like….Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion!!
Men are like….Mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up
your legs
Men are like….Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the
ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small!
Men are like….Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware
store or in the toilet!!
Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while!
Men are like….Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the
table.
Men are like….Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like….Vacations. They never seem to be long enough!
Men are like….Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of
them!
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Comments on Plz complete the following: Men are like? »
bank accounts without much money they dont get much intrest
Hmm, I’ll try, but I don’t really mean it…..
Men are like Teddy Bears, they are cute and cuddly until they wear out! Just joking
EDIT: Oh really like Bad Kitty’s answer !
I like Amy’s answer above …
Men are like … government bonds. They take way too long to mature.
Floor tiles. Lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk on them for years.
Thongs. If you’re not careful, they’ll ride up your a$$.
Men are like Duracell batteries: they say they’ll last longer but never do.
PMSL at Mera’s answer
Nooo Comment.
Well, can’t live with them can’t live without.
Men are like ….. Bad Habits it only takes one to ruin your life.
Men are like the son of God on the outside, but nothing like him on the inside. If only we could all follow his examples think how different the world would be. Like it is said let he who has not sinned cast the first stone. I would venture to say no stones would be thrown on this planet.