fuya asked:


MEN ARE LIKE. . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they don’t generate a lot of interest.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Blenders, you need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Coffee the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Newborn babies, they’re cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their mess.

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chrisisback asked:


Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.

Men are like linoleum: Lay them once right and you can walk on them for the next 20 years.

Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Men are like snowstorms: You never know when they are coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough.

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