February 21, 2010
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Men are like … newborn babies
They’re cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like … Coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like … Computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like … Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like … Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like … Power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.
Men are like … Remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like …. Shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like … Vacuum cleaners
They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like … Road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like … Soap operas
They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.
Men are like … Pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like … Old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like … Plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like … Department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like … Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like … Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
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