peachy asked:


My Halloween costume this year will be none other than representing the “drunk girl at the party.” I have a “Party Girl” tank top, which will also show my hot pink bra underneath. I plan on wearing an itty bitty denim skirt, with possibly a thong hanging out the back. I think I might mess up my hair and smudge my makeup…and of course, walk around all night chugging out of wine coolers.

Does anyone else have anything to contribute to this costume? I really want it to be funny and as realistic as possible!

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chrisisback asked:


Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.

Men are like linoleum: Lay them once right and you can walk on them for the next 20 years.

Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Men are like snowstorms: You never know when they are coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough.

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So the other night i wanted to see what it was like to drink. I was with just one of my friends and I was in my room. We didn’t go anywhere or anything, so we were safe. It was my first time drinking but I ended up getting somewhat drunk where I could barely walk and my speech was very slurred. The next morning i didn’t have a headache, i did feel like crap but i remembered everything that happened that night. So i drank:
2 bacardi silver strawberry
1/2 of busch light
3 sips of rum and coke
1/2 of mikes hard lemonade
and 1 sip of miller high life.
After the first bacardi i could not stop laughing and i was getting really hot and then my speech slurred a little. and then by the end of the night after all that stuff was drank i could barely walk, everything was funny, and i seriously could not talk. everything i said came out all wrong. how did i get so drunk? i mostly just drank wine coolers. i am 5ft. 4in and i weigh 135lbs. was it cuz it was my first time drinking?
***oh and when i drink my legs get really weak? and they’re still not really away and this happened a week ago. im guessing this could be me mentally thinking my legs do this when i drink. but seriously even if i take a couple sips of vodka my legs (knees and below) get weak. what does that mean??????????????
what’s with my weak legs?????

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