chrisisback asked:


Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.

Men are like linoleum: Lay them once right and you can walk on them for the next 20 years.

Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Men are like snowstorms: You never know when they are coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough.

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